Grapefruit Beanie

$34

Our fruit stitched on the all-mighty bean (vaginas on vaginas, y'all). Iconic & yonic. 

MOIST Hat

$34

A heads-up (get it?) to all that cross your path that the only dry thing about you is your wit. Also, why does everyone feel so weird about this word?

Pussypack

$45

“Fanny” is a slang term for vagina in the UK, so naturally, we embossed it on a fannypack. And then we called that fannypack a pussypack. What else?

Grapefruit Hat

$34

The citrus that started it all! Our signature fruit embroidered on a tan camp cap.

Real Menstruating Human T-shirt

$34

Are you a real menstruating human? Well, here. Loud and proud, y’all. Loud and proud. 

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