4. Don't Rain on The Nipple-Parade.
OK, so the Free The Nipple campaign has received some criticism over the years, but we still think it’s important, and apparently so do the women who, despite the rainy weather, participated in International Go Topless Day this past week in New Hampshire. Not even cloudy skies could inhibit boobage in the name of feminism! In a world where rape culture is so pervasive, and women’s bodies are sexualized, commodified, and dehumanized, we can get behind any attempt to destigmatize boobies. However, it's important to remember that all boobies are created equal (whether brown, black, big, small, fiercely average, young, or old). And all nipples deserve to be free; not just conventionally attractive celebrity nipples. This way, we can really ~nip~ sexism in the bud. Haha. Boob humor.