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Haiku Trump Cards

Republican Presidential nominee and frontrunner Donald Trump has been very vocal about his refusal to participate in “politically correct” culture, which is an ironically PC way of saying he’s racist, classist, fascist, and, of course, sexist. Buuuut, his daughter, Ivanka Trump, said in an interview this week that her father is actually an “advocate for women,” which, as you can imagine with all those “ists” from before, really took us by surprise (and royally ticked us off). To show Ivanka that we, err, mildly disagree, we channeled our frustration into ART! Kinda. We compiled these lil haikus, all with direct quotes straight from Mr. Trump’s mouth just to make sure everyone knows how he really feels about da ladies. One man’s garbage is another (wo)man’s poetry? ;)

 

 

You are disgusting.

Crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb.

The face of a dog.

 

Young and beautiful

piece of ass. She’s got to be

young and beautiful.

 

Blood coming out of…

‘Phenomenal to women.’

...of her wherever.

 

“It must be a pre-

tty picture,” he said to her.

“Dropping to your knees.”

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